Well I'm not going to do it!

Why does everyone ask me? 'Can you save this poor Princess from a wicked witch?' 'Can you hide this baby prince?' 'Oh, would you mind rescuing a spoilt brat of a princess from a two-headed ogre, please?'. Well the answer is 'NO!', damnandblastit. Ok, so I went ahead and did it anyway in the past, but not any more. Leave me alone, I say, I'm only a woodcutter minding his own business and looking for a peaceful life. I don't need all this hero stuff, damnandblastit... What was that you just said about a reward in gold? Hmmm, well maybe just this once...