NewYear

Well apparently it's a New Year and has been for a month. Well nobody told ME!

Pah!

Maybe it's because I've had my front door nailed shut for the last few months.

Damnandblastit where do the months go?

I was sure I only updated this yesterday. Ho hum.

So anyway, New Year and all that.. resolutions.

Pah!

Resolutions.

Have you bought the book yet? Well, why not?

It's good. I'm in it.

Now I've been told I'm an Amazon! What do you mean I'm an Amazon? I'm a Dwarf!

What was that? Oh, I'm not an Amazon, I'm on Amazon.

Oh.

Is that good?

Damandblastit, nobody tells me anything...